There once was a Wizard of Swan
Who slept with his wand and his pointy hat on
Wayne magicked a surplus into a debt
Now the Australian Electorate wants to wave their own magic wands
And tell the Wizard of Swan to begone
There once was a Wizard of Swan
Who slept with his wand and his pointy hat on
Wayne magicked a surplus into a debt
Now the Australian Electorate wants to wave their own magic wands
And tell the Wizard of Swan to begone
A Wondering Minstrel I 
Very creative. You certainly get your point across here. 🙂
Honestly, you’re such a lovely girl.